Weirdest Tech Erotica You’ve Ever Read Invaded By the iWatch

News, WTF WEIRD

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To spare you the process of a stevejob Canadian erotica master Leonard Delaney did the unthinkable make an erotica about the iwatch.

“Oh yeah!” she cried. “Give me a Stevejob.”

The iWatch guided her left hand to grab her clitoris. Forming into a duck head again, her fingertips sucked at the tip of her clit, occasionally flicking at it with the middle finger like it was a little duck tongue.

She spurted just a little bit from the tip of her clit, sending an arc of milky Christie-juice across the room. It landed on the wall with the fish tank, causing the fish to glitch in and out of existence. So it was a hologram after all. The iWatch dove deeper. Her own slender fingers passed her labium minora, entering her sopping fibromuscular tube up to the knuckles.

“Deeper,” she said. “Invade me. F*ck the privacy right out of me.”

Omg I think I might actually buy this book> weird yet erotic FTW!!